If you’re gonna be with someone, be proud of them, damn it.
This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
Look at the amazing stonework on this fireplace.
So I just had the shit creeped out of me.
I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.
My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away.
So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate.
And found this.
A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.
I think I’d have preferred a ghost….
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
im gonna puke
I counted 9 various “go away”s, but he wouldn’t flipping STOP.
I love how he thinks offering a pile of trash (that is, himself) that he knows is unwanted counts as “generosity”.
- Mod D.
"don’t be a slut"
"have sex with me"
Jesus Christ, i would send a copy of this to whatever female relatives I could find on his friend list, especially his moth.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
That'll be $4.03
I only have $4...
That's ok, I have the three cents
what are we?
wow r u fucking kidding me
i need 800 copies of this card to send to everyone i know
especially my extended family
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely
1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest
having self confidence issues like
Katie, 19, USA
Relationship status: in love with Jensen Ackles, Mark Fischbach, Tom Hiddleston, Connor Jessup, and Benedict Cumberbatch.
A lover of all things Supernatural, Haven, Grimm, Fringe, Sherlock, The Avengers, Star Trek, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, sushi, and bunnies. Obviously.
Talk to me! I'm not mean unless you're rude!